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About Me Member Procrastinator Jorge the Awful18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Let Uncle show you how it's done.

Wed Aug 12, 2009, 12:19 AM
  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: The Airborne Toxic Event
  • Reading: Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
  • Watching: A Clockwork Orange
  • Playing: mind games with myself
  • Eating: Yoplait Light Strawberry yogurt
  • Drinking: water
So, I don't really have much to say.

Because of this, I'm taking an opportunity to do some shameless advertising.

I've been writing something very angsty and naughty and unless you want to see me as a degenerative slut spreading filth I suggest you don't read it.

I'm really bad at advertising, aren't I?

Well anyways. It has gratuitous foul language, mostly because my antagonist wouldn't be complete in her supreme scene-queen angstiness without it.

Anyways. Take a look if you want, or don't want, or whatever keeps you smilin'.

Take Beano before, there'll be no gas: [link]

One more thing, just to clarify. It's not a romance because, well... there's no love.

Obsession, lust, angst, and sexual and psychological manipulation, but no love. Ergo, no romance. Capiche?

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  • Current Residence: under da sea
  • Interests: they change with the weather.
  • Favourite band or musician: me! (i like to sing. i'm just crap at it :D)
  • Favourite genre of music: All of 'em
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Sedaris :D
  • Shell of choice: err... Conch? Unleaded? Plus?
  • Skin of choice: Mine, thanks very much... Is this question really appropriate?
  • Favourite game: Hide-and-go-seek
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rocky and/or Bullwinkle...
  • Personal Quote: "Go on! Away! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" -Karl Marx
  • Tools of the Trade: j'<3 le photoshop :]

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аcѕ†• : HAPPY EARLY B-DAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.♥.
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:iconjuguito:
thank you so much for faving!! :D :D
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thxx :+fav:

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hey you ho.

get on more.

cos i want you to see meh shit! :D
:iconk-gforever:
'm going to do it <<.......there's no stopping me >>.....

BAM!

YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED! *runs away like a crazy person*

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend

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It's just me and my computer today...*Sigh*
Oh, look pictures! :D
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:iconlegaspplz: Le gasp!

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:iconbgagan911:
Hi...I liked the image you have created for the play button. I want to use it on my website -
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for using it as a button to launch videos, may I ? Please let me know what I need to do inorder to maintain copyright ?

The Image: [link]
:iconk-gforever:
*Pounce* Georgia! :D
Kristal! Found ya!

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It's just me and my computer today...*Sigh*
Oh, look pictures! :D
:icongettacluu:
Thanks for the fav! :)

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